why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body
2011 nodes in a tree graph. by Erwin Keustermans on Flickr.
Every year has at least one link to another one.
What is this mess
"Go easy when you’re playing video games with the kids-"
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
This is the greatest two seconds of my day.
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
Perhaps a clearer choice for me to give you, sir, would be this imperative statement, “Go fuck yourself, you pretentious asshole.”
I want to scream.
I long for the day when I receive one of these cards.
it’s gotten to the stage where i’m actually procrastinating watching tv shows and movies that i actually wanna see and if that isn’t true laziness idk what is
they hatched a daring plan
to educate young sorcerers
thus hogwarts school began
Nerea Martinez de Lecea
i am not a TEENAGER anymore.. i don't act my age. do you? EFF YOU!|
i graduated from COLLEGE.
got a degree in PSYCHOLOGY.
i hate MATH.. no, MATH hates ME.
i like FUNNY THINGS.. i mean, TUMBLR.
i love PRETTY PICTURES, in B&W, NSFW, and anything that i consider pleasant to my eyes.
i sometimes wake up with so much ENTHUSIASM for POSITIVE THINGS... but most of the time, i wake up in the AFTERNOON.
you won't be able to keep track of my EMOTIONS, REACTIONS, IMAGINATION and the KIND of MUSIC i listen to.
i love MOVIES. and POPCORN, PIZZA, CHEESE BURGER, FRIED CHICKEN, LASAGNA... I LOVE FOOD. greasy, cause-of-heart-attack-FOOD. oh shit, i was talking about MOVIES.
GAY PORN is SWEET.. think of it, two guys looking all macho but succumbing to passionate-slightly-harsh-lustful sex.
WE ARE ALL GAY... at heart. no, you're just a hypocrite.
I'LL LOVE EVERYTHING YOU LOVE... friends?
i am a STRONG BELIEVER of... i don't know. so what?
RULE IN LIFE:
THERE IS NO GENERAL RULE OR #1 ULTIMATE RULE IN LIFE. DO WHAT YOU WANT, BUT BE READY FOR THE CONSEQUENCE.
YOU FUCKED UP, YOU SHUT UP.