you forgot this guy
Is this even real
Fun Psychology facts here!
Cries for the piano
The New Inspiration Pad
if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day
I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.
….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.
Hermione Granger also:
- punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot
- purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)
- literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
- Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)
- Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry
- Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else
in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.
Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.
If we didn’t have these I’d have no idea what day it is
How to tell what day it is without school.
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
i am not a TEENAGER anymore.. i don't act my age. do you? EFF YOU!|
i graduated from COLLEGE.
got a degree in PSYCHOLOGY.
i hate MATH.. no, MATH hates ME.
i like FUNNY THINGS.. i mean, TUMBLR.
i love PRETTY PICTURES, in B&W, NSFW, and anything that i consider pleasant to my eyes.
i sometimes wake up with so much ENTHUSIASM for POSITIVE THINGS... but most of the time, i wake up in the AFTERNOON.
you won't be able to keep track of my EMOTIONS, REACTIONS, IMAGINATION and the KIND of MUSIC i listen to.
i love MOVIES. and POPCORN, PIZZA, CHEESE BURGER, FRIED CHICKEN, LASAGNA... I LOVE FOOD. greasy, cause-of-heart-attack-FOOD. oh shit, i was talking about MOVIES.
GAY PORN is SWEET.. think of it, two guys looking all macho but succumbing to passionate-slightly-harsh-lustful sex.
WE ARE ALL GAY... at heart. no, you're just a hypocrite.
I'LL LOVE EVERYTHING YOU LOVE... friends?
i am a STRONG BELIEVER of... i don't know. so what?
RULE IN LIFE:
THERE IS NO GENERAL RULE OR #1 ULTIMATE RULE IN LIFE. DO WHAT YOU WANT, BUT BE READY FOR THE CONSEQUENCE.
YOU FUCKED UP, YOU SHUT UP.